So, who reads anymore? Apart from dealing with menus and street signs, most people are letting reading go the way of the past, along with annoying things like self-respect, average IQ scores and Frank Sinatra. But maybe they’re just not getting exposed to the right books. A quick hunt on Amazon reveals some priceless finds (priceless here equals somewhere in the $8 to $30 range) with titles that should hold the attention of even your most oaf-like friends. Enjoy!
“Crafting with Cat Hair” – $9
If you love that one, try:
“Does God Ever Speak through Cats?” – $11
For the pessimistic woodworker in your life:
“Do-It-Yourself Coffins” – $12
Gift for a little kid you dislike:
“The Pop-Up Book of Phobias” – $38
“Are You Hungry Tonight?: Elvis’ Favorite Recipes” – $10
“Communism, Hypnotism, and the Beatles” – Now out of print, but the fact it once existed is worth mentioning.
“Australian Tractors: Indigenous Tractors and Self-Propelled Machines in Rural Australia” – $30
“Who Cares About Elderly People?” (part of the “Who Cares” series) – $20
“Mole Catching: A Practical Guide” – $10 (e-book only)
“The Magic of Baking Soda” – $12
“How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?” – $15
If you’re still confused by all of this, try:
“How to Read a Book” – $10
And, your very last resort:
“How to Talk About Books You Haven’t Read” – $10
