Finally, the time has come.
Tagalongs. Thin Mints. Samoas.
Girl Scout cookies are back. But where are the Girl Scouts?
I’m keeping cash in my pocket just in case I run into one of these girls—which will probably never happen unless I start lingering by elementary schools.
I had this problem last year when my brother ate all my Tagalongs. Luckily my Dad’s friend had the hook-up. I was able to cop a box for $3.50 off a nine-year-old girl on a Razor scooter.
Knowing a Girl Scout at this time of year is like being close with Pablo Escobar.
But what would happen if Escobar and the Girl Scouts collaborated?
Last year, 13-year-old Danielle Lei sold 117 boxes in two hours outside the Green Cross marijuana dispensary, according to the LA Times. Her idea was considered either wickedly genius or inappropriate.
It’s supply and demand. Why bash a girl for being an entrepreneur?
Girl Scout Cookies are also a famous strain of weed, bred by the mysterious Cookie Family. HIGH TIMES reported that the strain is mimicked and sold in dispensaries and entered in Cannabis Cups.
There’s even a website called GirlScoutCookiesStrain.com with a Girl Scout logo transformed into a pot leaf.
The website says, “Sativa strains deliver a ‘head high,’ while Indica strains provide a ‘body high.’ Girl Scout Cookies provide the best of both worlds with intellectual stimulation and physical relaxation.”
With more than 1,000 reviews on Leafly.com, Girl Scout Cookies score 4.3 out of 5 stars. With the high demand and customer satisfaction, there’s no wonder why they name this strain after America’s favorite cookies. Just don’t get the two mixed up.
