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Sunday, May 10, 2026

Fantasy football: Theme song edition


You know how baseball players each have a song they walk out to? Well, for this year’s music issue I decided to pair some strong fantasy players with their perfect intro songs.

Aaron Rodgers: “All I do is win” by DJ Khaled & others. Lyric sample: “All I do is win, win, win no matter what.”

Ndamokung Suh: “What is love” by Haddaway. Lyric sample: “Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.”

Devin Hester: “U can’t touch this” by MC Hammer. Lyric sample: “I told you, homeboy (you can’t touch this).”

Ray Lewis: “Don’t push me” by 50 Cent. Lyric sample: “’Cause I can’t control my temper, I’m fitting to catch a felony.”

Tom Brady: “Are you gonna go my way” by Lenny Kravitz. Lyric sample: “I am the chosen, I’m the one, I have come to save the day.”

Tim Tebow: “Livin’ on a prayer” by Bon Jovi. Lyric sample: “You live for the fight when that’s all that you’ve got.”

Michael Vick: “Woof!” by Snoop Dogg. Lyric sample: “Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay (let me hear ya say) Woof!”

Ben Rothelisberger: “Thong song” by Sisqo. Lyric sample: “Let me see that thong.”

Victor Cruz: “Dancing Queen” by ABBA. Lyric sample: “You’re in the mood for a dance, and when you get the chance…”

Maybe the NFL will change how the players introduce themselves. Instead of Jason Pierre-Paul saying, “South Florida” when his face pops up, he can bob his head to “Hit me with your best shot” by Pat Benatar.

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